Lark's Brisk Reviews: Dead Space 3

Time for a brisk review!  Why?  Cause I hate essays!

Dead Space 3

Story:
Generic save the world story with annoying romance sub-plot that gets only more annoying the more you push through.

Gameplay:
Its a solid action shooter, but for something sporting the Dead Space name, this doesn't feel right. The game provides too much to you even on higher difficulties and all the horror is sucked away by understanding that you're safe if you just stand still and fire.

Sound:
Good music, but sound director, please stop falling on the soundboard each time a monster pops out of a gate to hell.  The loneliness of the space sections is gone now that you can hear things outside of your suit.

Replay Value:
Moderately High, despite the lack of horror, the fun of the action and the abundance of New Game+ modes allow for multiple playthroughs.

Dead Space 3: 6/10

There is nothing you can do to make me put in disk 2 lark!

Whoops I missed my 6 key

Also, I'll glue disc 2 to your hand, Jordan!

Lark Dawkins wrote:Whoops I missed my 6 key

Also, I'll glue disc 2 to your hand, Jordan!

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BeyondGroovyGaming wrote:

Lark Dawkins wrote:Whoops I missed my 6 key

Also, I'll glue disc 2 to your hand, Jordan!

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Imagining you deliberately mashing your keyboard with disc 2 of DS3 has made my day. Thank you.

Lark Dawkins wrote:

BeyondGroovyGaming wrote:

Lark Dawkins wrote:Whoops I missed my 6 key

Also, I'll glue disc 2 to your hand, Jordan!

lkklkiuklflk89tolnmdys;oi9o0tg7aASDYR

Imagining you deliberately mashing your keyboard with disc 2 of DS3 has made my day.  Thank you.

Too bad i can't break a pile of shit.

is the romantic sub-plot made up in your mind, Lark, between Jordan and you?
I think so- makes me swoon every time  

merryhappyness wrote:is the romantic sub-plot made up in your mind, Lark, between Jordan and you?
I think so- makes me swoon every time  

The romantic sub-plot isn't made up! D: Its a fo serious relationship. :I

Lark Dawkins wrote:

merryhappyness wrote:is the romantic sub-plot made up in your mind, Lark, between Jordan and you?
I think so- makes me swoon every time  

The romantic sub-plot isn't made up! D:  Its a fo serious relationship. :I

Best part of the game.

Fuck Isaac and Ellie, the fans came to see mine and Jordan's romantic subplot!

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