XBFC Movie Night Listings

XBawks Friends Movie Night, every Friday Saturday!  Bad movies for cheap laughs.

Rules:
1.  Bad movies only.
2.  If you are going to be late, please notify someone and you will be given a set time to return by. If not back by then, the movie will begin.  Read below for mid-session joining.
3.  Respect the other viewers.  If something you wanted to watch wasn't voted for, respect the group and deal with it.
4.  The point of Movie Night is to watch flat out terrible movies and to provide commentary on them as a community building exercise.
5.  If you are late to movie night, feel free to join in between movies or ask to join in at current spot.
5a.  If you wish to join in midway, you must skip to the part at which everyone else is currently at.
Rules are subject to revision.

Schedule
8PM(EST): Movie preparation starts, discussion on which movies will be played.
8:40PM(EST): Time to grab your snacks and use your Oblivion gates toilets.
9PM(EST): The first movie will begin.
Inbetween Movies: There will be a 5-10 minute intermission between each movie to allow for the grabbing of snacks, usage of bathroom, and discussion of deep underlining meaning of the movie's narrative.

Directions
1. Movie sync is achieved through a "3, 2, 1, GO!" countdown.
2. Always pause movie at 10 seconds in.
3. Mid-Session pausing is to be set at whoever is the furthest in the movie due to abrupt pausing.
3a. For example, if we have to pause cause Jordan threw his controller out the window, hitting a cat, causing the movie to back out, we are to pause as soon as possible.  If I pause at a time of 10:15 and Pawl pauses at 10:21, resynchronization is to be set at 10:21.
3b. Mid-Session pausing is for emergencies only.  Leave your movie running if you need to go do something.

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XBFC Season One Stats!
Nights: 52
Movies Watched: 147


Previous Nights Highlights and Results:

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January 18, 2014 ~ENDING SEASON ONE WITH A BANG!
Blast Vegas - I'm Sorry, Did I Get You Wet? - YUP!/10
Dracula 3000 - Kick a Cripple, Blow Up a Spaceship - Orlock/10

January 11, 2014
Meltdown: Days of Destruction - Ecto-3 Rides Again! - C.J./10
Darklight - Stargate Atlantis sure had a lot of spin-offs - SUPERNATURAL/10

January 4, 2014
Storage 24 - Silent Hill 3 sues for Mannequin room copywrite - Alien Kiss/10

December 28, 2013
Stranded - The Sequel is more interesting - Slater/10
Breeders - Jordan, Lark, and Pawl go to an Island of Fuckery - True Story/10

December 21, 2013
Chanbara VORTEX - I Bought a Japanese Game Round 2: The Jappening - VORTEX/10
Rare Exports - - Merry/10
Eureka: Christmas Special - Anime Battle - Christmas/10

December 16, 2013 - Pawl Night
Superman/SHAZAM! - The Arrow is Green! - Misleading Title/10
Superman vs the Elites - Superman kills everyone ever using genericism - Robin Atkin Downes/10
Justice League: DOOM - Everyone's got a specific, well thought out plan, except one... - Shoot Superman/10

December 7, 2013
Resident Evil: Apocalypse - Lark's Last Escape - Friendly Nemmy/10
Zeta One - The Benefits of Duncan McSauve - Dancing Angela/10
Akira - The Sewer Level - TETSUO!!!/10

November 30, 2013
Galaxy of Terror - Giant Space Flea from Nowhere's Mating Ritual - Filters/10
Pumpkinhead II - Nuclear Pumpkinhead - Killing Rednecks/10

November 23, 2013
Stalled - Keifer Sutherland traps Collin Farrell in a Phone Booth with a Sniper Rifle - Who has the Rifle?/10
Reefer Madness - Don't Do Drugs, Kids!  You'll kill your friends and family - Half-Smoked Joint/10

November 16, 2013
Zombie Massacre - Pausing on Ada's DERP face - DERP/10
Grabbers - Monsters?  Lets get drunk! - MOIST/10

November 9, 2013 ~Movie Night XLII
Assault on Wall Street - The Ending was Aight - Uwe Boll/10
Barbarian Queen - Jenny: Quest for PARGON - JENNY/10

November 7, 2013 ~EMERGENCY SECURE YOUR BALLISTICS NIGHT
Sharknado - ALL OF IT - ALL OF IT/10

Xbawks Friends Sail Through Hell
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Horror Nights 2013~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

November 2, 2013 ~Phase Four: Vanish
TOP SECRET PLAYLIST, YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE!

October 31, 2013 ~Special Phase: HALLOWEEN!
Slither - Deer Cheer '13 Live from Jordan's Living Room - Zombie Deer/10
Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Drift Racing and One Hit Knockouts - Spoiled Candy/10

October 26, 2013 ~Phase Three: Escalation
Event Horizon - THIS HIGHLIGHT IS TOP SECRET - Diet Coke/10
Creepshow 2 - BLOBAL WAVE!!!!! - Hardcore Pawl Blackout/10
Pontypool - Listening is Dissonance for the Bliss in Us - Kill/10
Sword Art Online - The Skull RAPER!?!?!? - Dat Soundtrack/10
Status... Successfully Escalated.  Adrenaline Pumped.

October 19, 2013 ~Phase Two: Isolation
Relic - Its like Alien, but in a museum, without the alien - Kittens/10
Evil Dead 2 - BLOOD GEYSERS - Chainsaw Shotgun/10
Pawl's Porn - He told me to watch it, I saw rape - TRUE STORY/10
Sword Art Online - Shits Getting Weird - Pawl/10
Status... Isolated and Contained.

October 12, 2013 ~Phase One: Lure
Pumpkinhead - I Hope This Isn't Bishop's Blood - CHRIS!/10
Resident Evil - Basically spot on. - Eeeeeh/10
Sword Art Online - Jumping the Shark - Pandashark/10
Status... Lured and Ensnared.

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October 5, 2013  ~Jordan's in Charge
Barbarella - Angelic Intergalactic Space Intercourse Constellation of Shag Carpet - Juggs/10

September 28, 2013 ~Ex-Con Night
The Dead Undead - STARTS POPPIN OFF 10 MINUTES IN AND THE CAP STAYS OFF - ExCon/10
Meteor Apocalypse - CGI kills a bunch of people by falling on them. - Laura Craft/10
Haven - FUCK MAINE - Silent Hill/10
Combo Get: ExCons

September 21, 2013
100 Below Zero - Just because forecast calls for soccer ball sized hail, doesn't mean you need to kick them out of the sky.... - Cool/10
Zombie Apocalypse: Redemption - Mad Matt: Right Passed Zomberdome - Yup/10
Sword Art Online - Guild Rules Suck - FRIENDSHIP!/10

September 14, 2013 - Movie Night XXXII: Riding the Aftersharks to Wolvestown
Battledogs - World War W - PIERS/10
Aftershocks - TSUNAMI MOFO! - Problem?/10
Shark Week - Old Man Ty Goes Shark Crazy - Peeeeete/10

September 7, 2013
Aberration - Its Go Time! - The Amount of Times I've Watched This/10
Flesh Wounds - Better Than Far Cry 3 - BRODY/10

September 1, 2013 - Movie Night 30/XXX: Part II: Pawl Would've Liked This One
Iron Man - Backflip! - PAWL/10
Thor - Cheese! - MISSED/10
Captain America - Lucas Lee becomes a Superhero - IT/10
The Avengers - Indiana Downing Jr and the Temple of the Jade Turtle - ALL/10

August 31, 2013 - Movie Night 30/XXX: Part I: The Legacy of Gilgamesh
Deathstalker - Metal is an Understatement - Gilgamesh/10
Salvage - Sloth Goes on a Blood Rampage - OI SUZY!/10

August 24, 2013 - Movie Night 29: Part II: The Eve of Revenge Revenges More
Robotropolis - Its Effectively Dead Rising, Silent Hill, and Skyrim, but with Robots - I Totally Forgot About This 1/10
The Void - Frame Rate is Worse than DP - CREDITS/10

August 17, 2013 - Movie Night 29: The Eve of Revenge
I Am Omega - - Hispandianese/10
Deathwatch - Friend-o German - Sean Bean/10
Sword Art Online - Like Dark Souls, Ironman Mode - HP Regen/10

August 10, 2013
Dinosaur Island - Only Nugent Didn't Get a Woman - Aight/10
Forgettable Movie - I Forgot It - IDK/10
Hansel and Gretel get Baked - Don't Roll Up Grandma's House - Pawl/10

August 3, 2013
eXistenZ - Everyone penetrates Jude Law - BIO PORTS/10
Assault Girls - Snake Eeeeaaateeeerrrrr! - MAKE IT/10
Hansel and Gretel Get Baked - Don't Smoke Grandma's House - SMOKED/10

July 27, 2013
Age of Dinosaurs - Officer Pterodactyl Saves the Day! - Taserman/10
Alien Armageddon - I still have no idea what this was about - Killer Cowboy/10
Sword Art Online - Glad I didn't pre-order this! - Tits/10

July 5, 7070
Spiders 3D - Superspider! - 6/10
Gargoyles - The Z Files - 2.5/10

June 28, 2013
Extinction - #1 Essential Survival Item: Toilet Water - 8/10
Killer Mountain - Remember that time when Chief fought 50 dragons with his bare hands? - Starbuck/10

June 21, 2013
Tomb Raider - Highlander vs James Bond - 8/10
Silent HillTM: Revelations - Brand Recognition brandishes the Trademark Blade - Copywrite/10
Angel Beats! - Music is Friendship - 8/10

June 14, 2013
Beowulf (1999) - Heavy Metal Cover Art Edition - BACKFLIPS/10
Street Fighter - Zangief vs E. Honda - Guile/10
Magic School Bus - Janet kills Arnold - JK/10
Rosario + Vampire -  - Icicles/10
Archer - Conway Stern - Bang/10

June 8, 2013 ~DRAGON NIGHT
Dragon - Dragon Age: Origins - 1/10
Dragon Crusaders - Dragon Age II - 5/10
Dragonquest - An Actual JRPG - Seriously/10
Rosario + Vampire - Pawl and Lark's Wrap-up Party - Jordan Not Invited/10

May 31, 2013
Beyond Sherwood Forest - Dragon Cancer - Willie/10
Troll Hunter - Old Alan Wake - 8/10
Rosario + Vampire - Hamster Bats - Frozen Blood Ocean/10

May 26, 2013
Jack the Giant Killer - Gingerbot Roll Out! - 3/10
Eye of the Beast - Nova Wolf - 6.5/10
Rosario + Vampire - Mermaids, Man - Always Rad/10
Trigun - Get me the theme, Jordan! - Epic/10

May 18, 2013 ~RAD MOVIE NIGHT
Cabin in the Woods - Prequel to Dragonbat vs Buzzsaw Scorpion - 9/10
John Dies at the End - EVERY SINGLE PART - 10/10
Identity - GINNY! - 8/10
Sushi Girl - Pawl Eats Hour Old POISONOUS Fish - 7/10

May 17, 2013
King of the Lost World - Nuking the Everglades - 5/10
Remains - Shooting Keypads Doesn't Open Doors - 8/10
Torchwood: Episode 1 - Sexy Perfume - 9/10
Primeval: Episode 1 - Dinosaurs! - 9/10

May 10, 2013
Blood Surf - Just a Load of Croc - 8/10
Bigfoot - Hippies Getting Messed Up - 3/10
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Motorcycle Fetish - 8/10

May 4, 2013 ~JORDAN NIGHT
500 MPH Storm - Johnny Dumbass summons Nuclear Lightning - Electrifying/10
Mutants - Diabetic Zambinos & Babby's First Day at Art Camp - So Sweet/10
Monster Brawl - Cheating Pay-Per-View - Russlemania/10
Mega Piranha - Mega Gear Piranha: Fins of the Patriots - ID Tags/10

Apr 26, 2013 ~EVERGLADES NIGHT
Shark Night - WolfGunBlood Saves Everyone - 7.5/10
Razortooth - Just Burn Down the Everglades - 3.5/10
Apr 26 Casualties: Pawl - Razortooth

Apr 19, 2013
Carnosaur - Lark and Pawl Fight Dinosaurs - 4/10
Leviathan - Lark and Pawl Fight The Aqua-Thing - 8/10
Rosario + Vampire - Blood Ocean, Blood Moon, WolfGunBLOOD - 9/10

Apr 13, 2013
2010: Moby Dick - Oceans are the Best Nuclear Blast Shelter - Bamboo/10
ThanksKilling - I don't even... - 4/10
Air Collision - Kitty Cat vs ACAT - Panda/10
Combo Get: Bandanna Power

Apr 6, 2013
Blue Demon - Can you say "SUSHI"!? - 5/10
Hisss - The Part with the Snake - Jordan/10
40 Days and Nights - NOT THE BEES! - Purty Gewd/10
100 Million BC - TAKE YOUR FRAKKING PILLS! - Dragon Age: Origins/10
Casualties: Pawl & Nugent - 100 Million BC

Mar 29, 2013
Allan Quatermain & The Temple of Skulls - Sheba's Breasts - 4/10
Werewolf: Beast Among Us - Future Zach - 7/10
Animals - Good Job, Pawl - 3/10
Casualties: Zach & Nugent - Animals

Mar 22, 2013
Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft - AFRO MAN! - 1.5/10
Hybrid - Pawl Playing Postal - ?/10
Hypothermia - Mom's Nagging Kills the Beast - 6.5/10
Death Race 3: Inferno - EXPLOSIONS! - 4/10
Casualties: Me - Hypothermia, Pawl - Death Race 3

Mar 15-16, 2013
Super Cyclone - Blow Up Oil Rig, Destroy Third World Island Nation - 2/10
Archer: Pilot - $900 Dark Black and Slightly Blacker Turtlenecks - 9/10
Fire from Below - Pawl Falls into a Plot Hole - 3.5/10

Mar 8, 2013
Rubber - 22:41 - 8/10
American Warships - Pawl's Hard Decisions as a Captain & STAR TREK: BATTLESHIP - 4/10
Transmorphers - The Splitscreen Co-op - 3/10
Casualties: Pawl - Transmorphers


Mar 1, 2013
Absolute Zero - Frozen in Fear & Science is always right! - 4.5/10
Abraham Lincoln: Zombie Slayer - Pawl: National Hero - 4/10
Dragon Fighter - Flare Guns Rule! - 5/10

Feb 22, 2013
Far Cry - Helicopter Harpoon - 3/10
2012: Ice Age - Freedom Saves the Day! - 5/10
Post Impact - Pawl's Canine Judgements & 22:41 - 6.5/10

Feb 15, 2013
Birdemic - Dawn of the Birds - 2 1/10 (JG's AoFA score: 20/1)
H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds - Better than Speilberg's version! - 6.5/10

Feb 8, 2013 ~TV NIGHT
Doctor Who: Rose - Pawl's Manly Struggles - 9/10 (Jordan's Academy of Fine Arts's Score: All of it/10)
Hell on Wheels: Hell on Wheels - Where in the World is Rick Grimes? - 8/10
Highschool of the Dead: Spring of the Dead - Antennae Girl - 7/10
Merlin: The Dragon's Call - The part where Guinevere and Morgana made out - 9/10

Feb 1, 2013
Two-Headed Shark Attack - Lez Scene - 4/10
Super Hybrid - Deep Fried Maria on a Stick - 6.5/10
Alien Opponent - Quitting - 0/10

Jan 25, 2013 ~THE UNTOPPABLE NIGHT
Megashark vs Crocosaurus - Indiana Downing Jr and the Cave of Croc Eggs - 6/10
Snow Beast - Nuclear Snowmobile - 10/10
Treasure Planet - TREASURE PLANET - 70/10

Future Movies:
Troll Hunter
Troll 2
Brick
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MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
ANY Of them

These bad movies are making our brain cells die. I vote for a good movie night.

Good Movies:
Fifth Element
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Starship Troopers
Trick R' Treat

Hopefully we won't have to see brook hogan ever again.

Nugent wrote:MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
ANY Of them

Most of MST3K was taken off netflix only The MST3K movie remains.

BeyondGroovyGaming wrote:These bad movies are making our brain cells die. I vote for a good movie night.

Good Movies:
Fifth Element
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Starship Troopers
Trick R' Treat

Hopefully we won't have to see brook hogan ever again.

I would like to add The Big Lebowski to that list

Firefly!

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Nugent wrote:

BeyondGroovyGaming wrote:These bad movies are making our brain cells die. I vote for a good movie night.

Good Movies:
Fifth Element
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Starship Troopers
Trick R' Treat

Hopefully we won't have to see brook hogan ever again.

I would like to add The Big Lebowski to that list

Agreed

BeyondGroovyGaming wrote:

Nugent wrote:

BeyondGroovyGaming wrote:These bad movies are making our brain cells die. I vote for a good movie night.

Good Movies:
Fifth Element
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Starship Troopers
Trick R' Treat

Hopefully we won't have to see brook hogan ever again.

I would like to add The Big Lebowski to that list

Agreed

I Got Another one As well Death Wish

I'm Picking Snatch, What Are You Picking?


Flacking Dead Coming Soon To AMC.

Birdemic only gets a 2/10 come on!

"Pawl's Manly Issue's" made me laugh so hard I peed a little

merryhappyness wrote:"Pawl's Manly Issue's" made me laugh so hard I peed a little

Excuse me, "Manly STRUGGLES" Lolz

wish I could join u guys

UPDATE

Is 9PM/8PMcentral a good time for everyone or should we set it back an hour? Opinions needed!

Lark Dawkins wrote:Is 9PM/8PMcentral a good time for everyone or should we set it back an hour? Opinions needed!

8 O'clock is a good time.

8 o'clock is fine with me.

Coming Soon: Allan Quatermain and the Last Acting Call.

PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA

My personal highlight of Razortooth is the fact that I continue to harass Jordan with my grenades, no matter where we are.

Lark Dawkins wrote:My personal highlight of Razortooth is the fact that I continue to harass Jordan with my grenades, no matter where we are.

And you wonder why we're not friends.

WATCH JON DIES AT THE END! It's freakin' great!

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