Lark and Nugent's Cinematic Adventures!

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Lark and Nugent's Cinematic Adventures!

Post  Lark Dawkins on Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:09 pm

Aside from XBFC Movie Nights on Fridays, Nugent and I have the tendency to watch all kinds of random movies. Here are our outings, along with summaries, ratings, and highlights.

Mega Piranha - Fat Plissken - 3.5/10
Master Badass Jason Fitch has to team up with Trendy Scientist Sarah Monroe, and her sidekicks, Fat Plissken and Ninny Pendlewacker, to defeat a flock of growing piranha. The heroes have to fight their way through Colonel Antonio Banderas Diaz and the entire Venezuelan army to save the world from the nomming menace.

Riese: Fallen Kingdom - The Cults came and took mah Baby! - 7.5/10
An dark steampunk fantasy about a princess on the run after her family was killed by a cult. She befriends a wolf who was kicked off the force for his over the top ways of bringing justice. The two journey across the lands, fighting evil robots, scurry cults and evil psycho children only to come to a wicked cliffhanger. DUN DUN DUNNNN. There's a cliffhanger. DEAL WITH IT. Cool
Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol - Welcome to Dubai, boys - 9/10
The best agent and leader of the free world Ethan Hunt has to team up with old and new partners to stop an evil guy from igniting mass war. It. Was. Epic.


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Post  Nugent on Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:13 pm

Mega Piranha - Fat Plissken Raped All 4.3/10
Big Fish Eat People, Badass Mcgraw Kills Them, Aid of Army,Scientist, and Fat Plissken.

Riese: Fallen Kingdom -God Damn Cliffhangers That Will Never Be Anwser 7.353/10
A Steam Punk Fantasy Tale about A Badass and Wolf, and Crazy SOBS who Eat Babys, Ends on a Damn Cliffhanger.

Mission Impossible 4 - Tom Cruise Can Suck it but he was badass,Simon Pegg Best Part 6.66/10
Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg,Mcbadass, and Bigtits Mcgee save the world from the nuke.

Ice Road Terror - Truckers Vs Godzilla and Truck Explosion 5.543/10
Badass Trucker #1 and Badass Trucker #2 are hauling Explosives on the ice road and meet up with hotassbigboobs and end up fighting a big lizard mcdoucebag and monster story teller meet up with them and then die. They meet up with badass old couple and they die and then badass trucker #2 dies and Badass Trucker #1 and hotassbigboobs kill the lizard and fall in love. the end

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Post  Lark Dawkins on Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:58 am

Ice Road Terror - World 6 is the Best World - AW YEAH/10
Apparently stuff actually does happen in Alaska. Two ice road truckers, Jack and Neil, hired to deliver explosives, also are todl to escort scientist Rachel to the delivery point at a mining site. Meanwhile at the site, workers were blowing up the ground, leading to the release Jonathan, the 65 million year old crocodile, from his hole in the ground. He promptly went on a massacre, slaughtering all the workers. By the time the Super Ice Bros arrived at the site, only foreman Kruger and Eskimo Tanner were alive. They quickly hopped on board the trucks and escape, but not before Rachel was kidnapped by Jonathan. (Shhhhhh, Jordan) Thus began an adventure across Alaska to get her back.
Sadly, the adventure hits a tragic point almost immediately. Jonathan attacked Jack's truck, killing Tanner in the process. Risks of premature detonation of the explosives on his rig forced Jack to jump to Neil's truck to escape. After a stunning display of pyrotechnics, Neil had to stop so he could remove his trailer to drive faster. During the operation, Kruger walked onto a patch of thin ice and fell through, sending Jack and Neil running in terror of the ice road.
Jack and Neil happen upon a cabin owned by an elderly couple and resupply on flowers and leaves before going on their way. The elderly couple survived the events of the movie, as Jonathan is sympathetic to old folk and allowed them to live in peace. Continuing on their way, Jack and Neil traversed the lands of Alaska. They traveled through the snowy forests, over the hazardous mountains, and past the seldom mentions great sand desert of Alaska, only to arrive at a massive volcano on which Jonathan's castle sat. They waged war for days and nights, Jonathan's evil forces versus the rag tag team of heroes Jack and Neil picked up along the way. The battle culminated on the bridge to the castle, as the duo stared down the evil crocodile. They fought their ways across and turned the tables on Jonathan, cutting the bridge supports with axes, sending him into the fiery sea below. Jack saved Rachel from her prison and the three returned to civilization and opened up a coffee shop that received critical acclaim. THE END

This is what actually happened in the movie, I don't know what Nugent was talking about, none of that happened.
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Post  Nugent on Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:32 pm

The Rig - Thor Saves the Day, Art Kills Demon phish phucks and 22:41 5.69/10

Monster fish kill everyone Thor and his friends fight them. Thor Gets Poon, and Art Kills Demon Phish phucks.
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Post  Lark Dawkins on Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:39 pm

The Rig - Flammable Blood? Don't Smoke! - 8.5/10
Evil ninjas attack an oil rig, killing all the workers one by one after Thor takes a job there.

Worth watching!
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Post  Nugent on Tue Sep 24, 2013 7:09 pm

Avengers (2012)- Super Badasses Day At The Playground 10/10

Badass Here, Badass There, Boom, Punch, Fight, Boom Boom, Super Moby Dick Of Space. Badasses Pose, Badasses Win By Default of Being Too Badass.
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Post  Lark Dawkins on Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:59 pm

Hawkeye and the Avengers - Puny God - EPIC/10
Holy tits, I wanna watch this again.
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