The Pipe Guide

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The Pipe Guide

Post  Lark Dawkins on Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:30 pm

Welcome to the comprehensive guide to pipes!

So here's the scenario. You're in a foggy rural town somewhere in the United States. You're having a great time, but then you see shadows in the fog. Upon closer inspection, you discover a horrifying monstrosity that only vision can barely describe. It then proceeds to chase you into a hardware store. Reacting swiftly, you manage to bar off the doors, but the things gonna get in sooner or later, so you better suit up! While most hunt for a gun or sword, those folk don't realize the best weapon available is right in their walls. THE PIPE! Thanks to ol' weirdly, the beast chased you into a equipment room for its demise.

Today I'll be teaching you how to identify pipes, and how to properly distinguish useful pipes, for non-useful pipes.

THIS IS NOT A USEFUL PIPE!

Why? Cause I said so.

Before we identify a useful pipe, you must know about the granddaddy of all pipes.

Look and examine the curvature of the presented pipe. This is the basis for all combat pipes. While this particular one would be more applicable for your dear old grandfather, just remember, he always carries two.

NOW FOR THE GRAND PIPE FOR COMBAT!

Yeah, mofo's. Here is your weapon. Steel pipe fitted with a HOOK PIPE ATTACHMENT!

Thus ends our guide for identifying the proper pipe for combat, but you're not quite ready to face Ol' Beasty quite yet.

Next time on Pipe Works, we'll delve into: PIPE COMBAT!
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Re: The Pipe Guide

Post  BeyondGroovyGaming on Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:33 pm

PRAISE THE PIPE!
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