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Unlimited Nondiscovery Animals: Swans

Post  Lark Dawkins on Sat Aug 10, 2013 12:03 pm

Damn man, have you ever seen a swan?
HERES ONE RIGHT HERE!


Swans are so sweet and badass, humans have made boat versions of them!



The swan boats became so damn popular with the swans, some of them think they're boats themselves!




But damn, son.  Swans are so cool and awesome, they make the best parents!


They give the featheriest hugs!


But don't go thinking they're just pushovers, here's a picture of a swan defending itself from an attacker!


Oh man, this deer thinks it can take on a swan by itself!  Will it succeed?


Hell no!  A single swan has the power to take down a full grown buck, by it self, even without the use of their naturally developed CQC skills.


Think you can outrun a swan?  Hell naw, these badasses can rocket themselves faster than a man powered mini-yacht.


Here's a swan in the middle of its daily routine of practicing Swanate.


Nature knows how deadly swans are.  Every animal, except for the stupid deer, has a natural sense of fear towards swans.


Some humans develop a strange mental disease known as Eodemswanmemor, where victims believe they are swans.


Humans are currently engineering camouflage in order to blend in with swans.


Top researcher of Swanciology, and professional bear wrestler, Diane Nutreel, recently used her skills in the live capture of a massive swan.


Dr. Nutreel discovered that swans don't actually swim through the water, but rather walk on top of it.


This ability aids in their jet-like takeoffs.


As days go by, the research into Swans get better. Stay tuned for more animals facts on:
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Re: Unlimited Nondiscovery Animals: Swans

Post  BeyondGroovyGaming on Sat Aug 10, 2013 3:20 pm

... I never knew
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Post  Lark Dawkins on Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:42 pm

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Post  Lark Dawkins on Sat Oct 05, 2013 4:39 pm

THE DICE ARE CHALLENGING THE SWANS!!!!!
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